And no, no ... SPLASH simply irresistible fun to invent new ways to order coffee!
we start with the modes: diligently to sit down and wait to be served, or get it at the checkout, is out .. 're rich, you live in a posh neighborhood, then you have the sacrosanct right to stop anyone who works in 0.2 seconds in the room and blurt out all your order (which usually consists of at least three things, just because the poor waiter must have some fun ' to appeal to their memory).
Right?
right.
Come on ..
payment of course we can not simply carry around a purse / wallet / cash stuffed in the bag at random: 90's too!
in 2000 is paid by credit card, of course!
also account for 3 pounds and 60 cents ? ovviamentissimevolmente but you!
Now comes the fun part: ordering
to order because it takes imagination, inspiration, creativity, a pinch of stubbornness and a strong desire to break the bales to the poor man with the white apron standing in front of you.
In a place where work, in fact, we have four coffee on the cross and eighteen hundred different names
Here are the first that come to mind ...
- fortunately cappuccino cappuccino is always and only (though with a thousand different accents and pronunciations)
Except for that sweet old man, the first few times I was serving her table, I asked for a latte ... then ordering me back because there was no foam! But
great piece of ass ... = cappuccino foam on top, ok?? ^ _ ^ '
- the latte is: coffee, milk, coffee cream, cream, milk, without froth cappuccino (cappuccino without foam, which genes
) obviously latte has a thousand pronunciations and crippling ..
- coffee (well that crap coffee + water): normal coffee (normally from that?), American, Amerigo (pronounced dick, so I'm 3 hours to ask "sorry?" And not to understand), Cafes noir, black cofee, coffee with no milk (er, as if the coffee is in the nature with the milk already in
) - American coffee with a jug of milk on the side: blanc coffee, white coffee, coffee with milk on the side, coffee with milk .... start here and one thousand five hundred different types of milk, I (obviously unless soy milk) is whatever I say and trim the same, not the cows we parked in the back that fans what they want eh
these are the worst, with fifteen hundred different names ... Then there's the legendary DOUBLE ESPRESSO, who have yet to explain what the hell it is!!
in the meantime I've been waiting someone explain to me what the hell, look a thing of coffee and the stuff you put into it at random
Um ... someone wants to come to me for a coffee ?????
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