Home sweet home? Not exactly ^__^'
a week after our arrival in London the ground, we are still looking for a home!
Here is a small list of what's happened so far:
- scammers
as I told you last time .. we are now at 4
as usual are out of London, as usual, ask for "guarantees" to give you the house, and of course, such guarantees are a transfer with Western Union
- the double room which is actually a single
is full of morons who have a double room in announcing write DOUBLE (in fact, double) .. but just looking for an individual.
hunting, but now write right? one we hope, trust law .. and snap in the end that the law is only one person-__-
- the player on grass and home multi-roommates
the young Italian player in question offered us a room in his flat for the modest sum of over £ 1000 per month .. small detail, we would have been 6 or 7 at home (and we all know, type group, we would have been the "intruders", the new arrivals) and one bathroom.
Already I saw myself in the morning, in a gamble to go to the toilet morra Chinese ...
- Indecent Proposal
have found 3 or 4 ads loooong nice and good taste: young men, worried about the cold weather that is being approaching, some young maiden who seek them warm during this cold winter across the Channel.
but they are gentlemen of the past, and for the trouble they have room to £ 1 per month.
Un'affarone, I daresay.
- Hitler hello hello!
advertisement found a few weeks ago, tenants are required only white Aryans
I literally dropped my jaw ° __ °
- and a slice of ass?
non-profit organization seeks helpers, and in return offers accommodation.
Perfect, I'm there! Let 'tasks that require:
a) IT & web development and maintenance, PR, marketing, communications, and media and fundraising
b) newly-arrived train others in these tasks, recruit new people
c) helping others in the community filming and editing video, burn cd, track, and organize workshops for groups and families
d) sewing to create a collection of clothes for their fashion show and
) cooking, cleaning, selling (what?) and buy (cosaaa?)
f) to do office work
g) to do carpentry work ° _ °
in exchange for 25 hours of this, you will have a comfortable shared room .. if you want a single (not that you're more spoiled!), you have to work 40 hours
as the title, and a slice of ass no ?
- the barracks popular + the room claustrophobic
(note: the picture looks huge, but definitely not live! ^__^')
the room was on the 17th floor huge popularity of those tenements. In addition to this
piccolisssssimo particular, there was also the fact that it was tiny!
the room was as follows: read a "loft", alongside a kind of sofa / sitting area (?), Three shelves, a TV (which probably would have disappeared)
just stop
there was nothing even a chair, so to speak ..
clothes?
under the bed, with the rest of the stuff
other small particular: since the kitchen opened directly on this room, and at home there were two other girls, there would soon be the work ... and the room would have been scaled down !!!!! O____O
we go there, in that space so small, and I would be Federica crazy like animals in a cage .. After a few days one of them would happily hanging from the balcony of the 17th floor, leaving the strongest to enjoy the joy of the little hole of paradise for you!
Oh, and needless to say: the price was not proportional to the size of the room ^__^'
only positive note, we met two guys really very nice!
by, at least it was not a trip to empty ..
- the house that there is no
, Peter Pan has nothing to do.
oh, my dear Italian boy that if the rolls as if it was only him, make an appointment to see your house ..
perfect but because we feel the phone (to tell you that we are arrviando) and everything is ok, and when we get 3.5 min after the house is magically gone??
and, of course .. take us somewhere else, not where the ad said, and precisely in the next place you go to raconte ..
- the hostel disguised as a house
building above a leather goods, comprises: stairs, ladders, stairs, narrow hallway, corridor, another corridor, staircase, blood on the wall
ah, and of course the room was 20-30 rooms
a cubicle with two beds plus a refrigerator, a entrance hall with wardrobe, bathroom
the kitchen was in town for the whole plan .. how many people? Dunno, but I think judging by the stench from all around the neighborhood ...
- Home dancing
ok, you get an appointment .. we must look for a silver door
do not know why, the phrase reminds me of some fairy tale but
proceed, and we get to the famous door
there on a sign-sign for a club a club
?? where they dance and everything?? but the house is really here??
call .. but is it? yes, this is ...
we open the door, and after about 1950 steps (those beautiful wood, steep and narrow) is explained to us that yes, this is a private club in the sense that I understand you pay a kind of passport to enter .
vaaaa
well on the way we see the apartment-scale entry of the club, as it is of course closed afternoon, upstairs we see the stock and after we find another flight of stairs to the apartment.
We are afraid, if these are the premises ....
But no, the premises were only premises, the apartment really nice loooong!
eh, this time looks can be deceiving!
and that's it for tonight!
you say, going to make our heroes to find an acceptable place to live? ^_____^'
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